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Dickson Street Bartender Interview: Spring Break Edition

By now, everyone has their suitcases packed and are prepared to head to some beach somewhere and spend a full week completely wasted. That’s what spring break is all about. In honor of a fun-filled drunk week, The Black Sheep ventured out to Dickson Street in the cold and rain to ask some bartenders some totally random questions about bars and drinks. What more could you ask for, right? So sit back, relax, and learn a few things from the experts.

 

Name: Lindsey
Bar: Dickson Street Pub
Favorite drink: Smithwick’s Draft Beer
Favorite shot: Whiskey

 

If you had to go down a Slip ‘N Slide drenched with any liquor, which would you choose?
Whiskey!

 

Given the opportunity to abolish the existence of one article of clothing, what would it be?
Bras, definitely. I probably would’ve been a bra burner back in the day.

 

What’s the most “college” thing you’ve ever done?
Getting drunk and maxing out my card. I bought everyone in the bar shots. I woke up the next morning and I was out of money.

 

If you could get rid of one liquor, what would it be, and why?
Any flavored vodka, because they suck.

 

What’s the best alcohol to get white girl wasted on for spring break?
Any flavored vodka.

 

What animal would you most like to see drunk?
I would say sloth, but they already seem drunk. Probably a Giraffe.

 

Where’s the best place to hide in this bar?
Underneath it. There’s a little hole under here. Or the storage closet. I go in there sometimes to cool off.

 

What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever asked someone?
Probably where my phone is if it’s in my hand or where my glasses are when they’re on my head.

 

Do you have a drink of your own creation?
Yeah! When girls come in and they ask what they should order I just pour a bunch of fruity drinks together and hand it to them. They love it.

 

Favorite swear word?
“Mother fucker” is a pretty great one.

 

What are three words that describe working at a bar?
Challenging, annoying, but lots of fun!

 

Name: Dan
Bar: Shotz
Favorite drink: Scotch
Favorite shot: Lemon Drop

If you had to go down a Slip ‘N Slide drenched with any liquor, which would you choose?
Vodka.

 

Given the opportunity to abolish the existence of one article of clothing, what would it be?
Tube tops.

 

What’s the most “college” thing you’ve ever done?
I walked out of a party with an open bottle of alcohol in my hand as a cop was walking into the party. I was underage. He asked if I was leaving and I said yeah, and he said “good, don’t come back.”

 

If you could get rid of one liquor, what would it be, and why?
Goldschläger. It’s disgusting.

 

What’s the best alcohol to get white girl wasted on for spring break?
Anything. Tequila, vodka, whisky. Anything you can’t taste.

 

What animal would you most like to see drunk?
Penguin!

 

Where’s the best place to hide in this bar?
I’ve never tried to hide so I don’t know.

 

What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever asked someone?
I don’t know, I’ve asked plenty.

 

Do you have a drink of your own creation?
Yes – it’s yet to be named.

 

Favorite swear word?
I don’t want to say it. It’s bad.

 

What are three words that describe working at a bar?
Exciting, fun, and adventurous.

 

Name: Spencer
Bar: Brewski’s Draft Emporium
Favorite drink: Manhattan
Favorite shot: Patrón

If you had to go down a Slip ‘N Slide drenched with any liquor, which would you choose?
Patrón.

 

Given the opportunity to abolish the existence of one article of clothing, what would it be?
Affliction t-shirts.

 

What’s the most “college” thing you’ve ever done?
I probably played Power Hour too many times.

 

If you could get rid of one liquor, what would it be, and why?
Southern Comfort. It’s just gross. And smells.

 

What’s the best alcohol to get white girl wasted on for spring break?
Strawberry vodka.

 

What animal would you most like to see drunk?
Probably a drunk Koala Bear!

 

Where’s the best place to hide in this bar?
The kitchen where no one can see me.

 

What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever asked someone?
I’ve ID’d people and didn’t do the math right so I would tell them to leave. Once I ID’d these 22 year olds and said, “nice try.”

 

Do you have a drink of your own creation?
I do. It’s called the Fucking Monday.

 

Favorite swear word?
Probably “fuck.” It’s so versatile.

 

What are three words that describe working at a bar?
Fun, excruciating, drunk.

 

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