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Top 6 Worst Dorms to Be Stuck in at UArk

There’s nothing like dorm life at UArk. Though each dorm has its pros and cons, these ones mostly just have cons. If you’re stuck living in one of these horrid habitations, bless your soul because these by far are the absolute worst dorms for Razorbacks on campus. 

6.) Yocum:


This place is older than your great aunt Tabitha. The elevator is broken down more than it’s actually running, and the kitchen in the basement is sketchy af. If you like the smell of mothballs and dust bunnies, then the Yocum life is for you. 

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5.) Buchanan Droke: 

This place is infested with squealing freshman girls and a shit ton of grasshoppers. As an all-female dorm for freshman, the squealing is unavoidable, but the grasshoppers? If you want lil crickets jumping around your head in your bed all night, be our guest. But, really, how hard is it to call up some dude to come spray harmful chemicals all over the place where we eat and sleep? 

4.) Gregson: 

Gregson is for upperclassman, so that makes it a weirdo right off the bat. If you’re an upperclassman and still living in the dorms, you’ve obviously got some issues to work out. Throw in all the bugs crawling around this place (more grasshoppers) and you’ve got a building full of freaks. 

3.) Futrall: 

Who really knows what goes on here? It’s rare to hear a peep out of ole Futrall hall. If you enjoy the atmosphere of old, sterile libraries, then you’ll feel right at home. 

2.) Maple Hills:

East, West, South, who cares they’re all a million miles away from campus. Sure the Maple Hills have got some updated amenities, but we rather have to suffer through a few leaky pipes than hike 20 minutes to class every day. 

1.) Pomfret: 


Coming in at number one, Pomfret is by far the worst dorm on campus for one reason, and one reason only: the giant-ass hill you have to hike to get there. If you’re looking to get ripped quads by the end of the semester, great. But, if you’re a lazy piece of shit like the rest of us, climbing that hill day in and day out is straight torture. 

Whether it’s on central campus or a 15-minute trek away, all of these picks are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to dorms on campus.

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