Power hours are back, baybeeeeee. And this one has every Vine you could ever dream of and then some. Then, even after that we added some more Vines. This is a VINE POWER HOUR Like, we literally spent hours, and hours, and hours, and hours watching Vine compilations on YouTube until our eyes bled and we smelled like beef in order to deliver you every great Vine that ever was or will be (That is, until Vine 2. Like is that ever actually coming out or what??).
So without further ado, please take one shot of beer every time he needs some milk. Two bros chillin in the hot tub. Drink. A potato flew around your room. Drink. I ain’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all ain’t get no sleep because of me. Drink. Sitting there with bbq sauce on your titties. Drink. Dr. Pepper rat. Drink. The cheese of truth. Drink. Who foot? Drink. Look at all those chickens. Drink. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch. Drink. Say Colorado! Drink. Waddup, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read. Drink. I smell like beef. Drink. Girl tries to take a selfie with her phone calculator? DRINK, BITCH! Put that candy back, I’m not buying you all that mess. Drink. Could’ve dropped your croissant. Drink. Jay Versace? DRRRRIIIIIINKKKKKK. I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me. Drink, dude. Keep drinking. Chis! Is that a weed? Drink. Wait a minute, who are you? Drink. Merry Chrysler. Drink, duh. If you don’t know what’s going on yet, then sorry. We can’t help stupid. And if you’re not drunk yet, then you’re not trying hard enough.
Okay so, realistically if you drank after every six second Vine you might throw up all your brains and insides. So please drink responsibly and only drink every time HE NEEEEEDS SOME MIIIILK. That way you will have the greatest pregame experience of 2018. Nay– your ENTIRE LIFE.