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Alert: Chick-Fil-A Platters Don’t Make Hall Meetings Better

RA’s across campus went into a panic on Thursday after a news alert came out that Chick-Fil-A platters don’t make hall meetings better.

One RA from Newman Hall, said, “I just don’t know what to do now. Nobody will come down to my room and vibe with me. These hall meetings are all I have.”

The RA council reportedly held an emergency session to decide on what other foods could make hall meetings better. Supposedly they decided on Dominos or Papa Johns, but nothing has been confirmed.

The four students that attend hall meetings told us that they are very upset to lose Chick-Fil-A.

“All I have to look forward to is nugget platters, I don’t know what I’ll do with my extra hour of free time now.”

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