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Can We Predict Your Future at VT Based on Your Answers to these Mundane Questions?

AnnRea Fowler Virginia Tech • January 23, 2018

Syllabus week is over which means the shit is about to hit the fan. The Black Sheep wants you to be prepared, so we made a quiz to give you a heads up about the totally truthful, 100% accurate things that will happen in your near future.

It’s below 30 degrees outside, what are you wearing to class?

I’m super bundled up. At least two layers of shirts, pants, and socks.

Sweatshirt and sweatpants.

Pajamas with a heavy coat.

Correct!

Wrong!

For an interview, you…

Show up promptly wearing a nice outfit.

Bring extra business cards to hand to your competition in the lobby so they can know who to ask for a job when you get the position.

Read a book in the lobby, trying to make it look like you’re intelligent and well-read, but you’re really on your phone.

Show up 5 minutes late, because you can’t help it. This is who you are and at least they will know who they are truly hiring.

Correct!

Wrong!

Which popular Virginia Tech figure do you relate to the most?

Frank Beamer – You’re a classic who will never go out of style and want to leave an outstanding legacy for future Hokies.

John Boyer – You love to travel. You enjoy the occasional bottle of wine from Kroger, but only from Gucci Kroger, because you’re a wine connoisseur.

Justin Fuente – You’re new to the Hokie Nation, but you’re beloved by everyone who meets you.

Addyson Caldwell – You don’t know how you ended up at Virginia Tech. It feels like you just came over the mountain and enrolled and you have no idea what you’re doing with your major at Virginia Tech or if you’ll ever leave.

Correct!

Wrong!

What is your favorite VT Dining Hall?

Owens – Chickie Chickie Parm Parm, need I say more??

Turner – There are plenty of options, but you always find yourself in the Jamba Juice line anyways.

West End – Filling up on Surf and Turf in JP’s is your daily tradition.

Squires Au Bon Pain and Burger 37 – You don’t mind waiting in a long line and missing class to get your fix.

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you do with your syllabi during the first week?

Put them in a nice folder in your room so you can refer to them when necessary.

Copy them onto your agenda so you always know what you have due for the week.

Lose it. At least the professor put it online, right?

Throw it away. You’re just going to wing it, tbh.

Correct!

Wrong!

How do you spend your class time?

Taking good notes to study every night so you can ace the exam!

Doing homework for other classes.

Taking pointless quizzes online......

Watching a sports game and distracting your classmates.

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you like doing in your free time?

Knitting, crocheting, drawing/painting, and other crafty activities.

Netflix & Chill with your new beau.

WHAT FREE TIME? *Hyperventilates into Qdoba chip bag*

Playing sports/going to McComas to work out.

Correct!

Wrong!

Where do you sit in class?

Front row, because you’re a good, studious teacher’s pet.

Middle-ish, but to the side.

With my friends, because we always have a good time.

Back row so you can play games on your computer.

Correct!

Wrong!

Where do you study on campus?

Newman Library.

In your dorm/apartment room.

A little nook in your favorite building.

On the way to class, in line in a dining hall, or in your other classes.

Correct!

Wrong!

Alcoholic drink of choice:

Brunch specials (mimosas, screwdrivers, etc.).

A rail from TOTS.

Your own special concoction at home.

Anything to get you schwasted

Correct!

Wrong!

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