Ambulances were seen outside of Turner on Wednesday morning after one freshman was foolish enough to get into a conversation with sorority girls running a philanthropy table.
The student, who requested to remain anonymous, said, “All that I wanted to do was go to Brueggers and get a bagel. Instead I ended up losing a kidney.”
Reports indicate that the student tried to rush by the table but was intercepted by a senior member of the sorority. She requested he donate a kidney, and in an effort to not be awkward, the student agreed.
The surgery to remove the kidney allegedly took place on a bench nearby. The student lost a lot of blood, but is expected to make a full recovery.
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