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Unread Resumes From Business Horizons Revealed To Be The Secret Ingredient That Makes Rosemary Fries So Awful

After extensive interviews with unnamed members of the D2 staff, it has finally been revealed just what makes the rosemary fries so unbearable. According to an employee who wished to remain anonymous, the secret is unread resumes from Business Horizons.

“The tears on the resumes provides a flavor for the fries that is impossible to recreate,” said the employee.

A separate source told us that on midnight after Business Horizons the resumes are brought to D2 under the cover of darkness. This allows the employers to avoid bad PR and keeps prospective recruits spirits up despite the hopelessness of their situations.

No employers responded to our request for comment.

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