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Bartender of the Week: Michael’s Bistro’s Alex

 

 

Name: Alex Dunkenberger

Insta Handle: @funkydunkyy

Bar: Michael’s Bistro and Taphouse

Relationship Status: Eligible

Major: Politics and Youth and Social Innovation

Favorite Drink: Stiletto

Favorite Shot: Red Headed Slut

Disgusting Drink: Alien Brain Hemorrhage

What’s the most expensive drink on the menu at Michael’s Bistro?

Hennessy Side Car.

President Elect Donald Trump walks into Michael’s Bistro, you’re serving him:

A can of whoop ass.

What does your killer app do, brah?

Explicit Mapquest: a GPS that gives you directions using curse words.

Give us a great winter fashion tip:

 

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What’s a nickname you’re embarrassed you once had?

Dunkendickface.

Viva la revolucion?

*takes a shot of Pancho Villa tequila*

What would you do if it all came out one hole?

Hey, if the iPhone 7 can do it, so can I!

Fuck, marry, kill, eat: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish:

Fuck two fish, eat one fish, marry blue fish, kill red fish.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?

Because you probably have nothing better to do.

 

 

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