Name: Alex Dunkenberger
Insta Handle: @funkydunkyy
Bar: Michael’s Bistro and Taphouse
Relationship Status: Eligible
Major: Politics and Youth and Social Innovation
Favorite Drink: Stiletto
Favorite Shot: Red Headed Slut
Disgusting Drink: Alien Brain Hemorrhage
What’s the most expensive drink on the menu at Michael’s Bistro?
Hennessy Side Car.
President Elect Donald Trump walks into Michael’s Bistro, you’re serving him:
A can of whoop ass.
What does your killer app do, brah?
Explicit Mapquest: a GPS that gives you directions using curse words.
Give us a great winter fashion tip:
What’s a nickname you’re embarrassed you once had?
Viva la revolucion?
*takes a shot of Pancho Villa tequila*
What would you do if it all came out one hole?
Hey, if the iPhone 7 can do it, so can I!
Fuck, marry, kill, eat: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish:
Fuck two fish, eat one fish, marry blue fish, kill red fish.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?
Because you probably have nothing better to do.