Tonight the Wahoos take on Boston College, the red-headed stepchild of the ACC, and all-around least athletic school in the Northeast. While we can’t run around boasting about a perfect record on the road, we’re pretty confident we can call the end of this game, and it’s not going to result in Boston College moving any closer to a ranked position. Since Boston College sucks so hard and it’s Awards Show season, we’ve replaced some shits and fucks and shitfucks in famous movies with “Boston College” so you really understand just how bad they are.
“Boston College leave!” –Clarence Boddicker, Robocop
“Your mother sucks Boston Colleges in hell, Karras.” – Linda Blair, The Exorcist
“Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of Boston College.” –Jon Goodman, The Big Lebowski
“You have a look in your eye like you haven’t been Boston Colleged in a year.” –Al Pacino, Scarface
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Boston College.” -Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind
“I have had it with these motherBostonCollege snakes on this motherBostonCollege plane!” -Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane
“Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherBostonCollege!” -Bruce Willis, Die Hard
“Hand me the keys, you Boston College Boston-College-sucker.” -The Usual Suspects
“My name’s Buck, and I’m here to Boston College.”-Michael Bowen, Kill Bill Vol. 1
“Pardon my French, but you’re a Boston College!” -Alan Ruck, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Boston College, Boston Collegickity, Boston-Boston-College!” -Eric Cartman, South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Boston College sucks, Wahoos rule, and we’re totally going to kick them right in the Eagles tonight.
Yeah, this looks about right.