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5 Kzoo Apartments Ranked by the Amount of Horny Broncos Living There

A school like Western Michigan is undeniably full of some of the thirstiest and stimulated college kids you’ll ever come across. There is just something in the Western atmosphere that really gets these Broncos going, and they can’t help themselves for shit! Typically, the WMU horndogs travel in packs and reside in the same apartments, so we ranked Kzoo apartments ranked by their horny Broncos. 

5.)  The Paddock: 

Being that the Paddock Apartments are the farthest ones away on this list, they are unique since they are distanced from the mainstream. Therefore, the residents are into some kinky shit that the mainstream leaves out. These residents are reported to be quite out of control with their odd locations for some lust-and-thrust as well the obnoxious sounds of things too unexplainable and inhumane to even describe. It’s best to really giddy up before moving into these parts. 

4.)  Soho: 
What else do you expect from an apartment complex referred to as “So-Hoe”? The Student Habitat is quite an environment for all the sexually aroused animals at Western to take part in some jiffy stiffy, locking legs and swapping gravy. Since it’s right beside all the hotspots in the college town area, “making one’s way downtown” has a has two meanings here. Plus, it’s right across the street from campus so it’s not that bad of a walk for all the Broncos with busted hips to limp over to Sindecuse for more cheap condoms. 

 

 

3.)  Campus Court: 

This area has a community unlike any other. Everyone quite literally knows everyone since all the complexes are right beside one another, which may be a nuisance when it comes to constant pound town sounds that everyone in the area can hear clearly. The community is essentially one big gangbang switcharoo while featuring plenty of swingers parties and home run derbies with horizontal bopping. All in all, it’s nothing more than a sacrilegious fuck fest! 

2.) Bronco Club: 

Here’s where things get, shall we say, slippery. Bronco Club is located off of Fratville, which means you can bet your tits and ass that many Broncos are gonna be bringing back some Brads, Chads, and Thads back to their crib for a night of powerballing and bedroom rodeo. These residents have it made since their pool is not only a prime spot for some summertime wet’n’wild buckwilding, they have a dog park for some public bushwacking as well! 

1.)  Main Street: 

Now this is the big leagues—surely enough you can expect nothing less from an apartment full of bar stars and sexperts considering the Goat is right beneath them! There is nothing else going on in these luxurious apartments other than some classy interior decorating and creamin’ the twinkie. The wildest and most-sexually sporadic Broncos have taken over this fine piece of property and turned it into a sex kingdom of laying pipe and seeing good ol’ bucking Broncos go at it! 

 

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