Shit, all your friends are going to get hella deals and super drunk tonight at the Library…but you have an exam in the morning. You’re probably thinking, “Why is this happening to ME?!” followed by “What excuse can I make to myself to go to the bar?” Congratulations, you’re an degenerate! Going to the bar on a Tuesday could make that already low GPA even lower, or it could be exactly what you need. Take this quiz to find out just how fucked you’ll be for that morning exam.
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